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Joke of the Day
"So this Ethiopian's eating a lion right... Just kidding"
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"Cats get a pass bc they're ""Cleaning themselves"". Dogs are like, Hey! I can reach this?!?!"
"I can't tell if the vegans upstairs are having sex or are finally eating a steak."
"Just convinced my Mom she won't get Wolf of Wall Street if she doesn't see Teen Wolf first. Please play along."
"Tasteless V D humor Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a hard on You know what to do"
"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it It was a shitzu"
"What film do you get when you pull your pants down? Free Willy"
"Hands down half 6 is my favourite time of day."
"A joke about my girlfriend"
"One of the lights in my bathroom is out. I look at least ten years younger."