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Joke of the Day

"You know what screw programming C-out"

"So If I get lucky with a Native American... Do I get to say I Poked her in her Hontas?"

"Altoids has begun marketing to the LGBT community. Their new mints are bi-curiously strong."

"Have you heard my unemployment joke? Yeah, it needs a little work."

"What do you call a whale with erectile dysfunction? Mopey Dick."

"Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment? He's a chic Ken."

"Fat joke You are so fat, your shadow died from a heart attack."

"Did you hear about Trump getting Pink Floyd back together? Only problem is, he's gonna make them pay for every brick in the wall."

"share your funniest joke ever (im looking for, dirty, racist, or really funny)"

"London is like the best era of Batman at the moment. Well-orchestrated mild commuter panic and Prince stalking the streets."