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Joke of the Day

"My version of ""naked and afraid"" is when I'm in the shower, soap in my eyes, and I hear a weird noise."

"Running through a campground is impossible. You can only ran, because it's past tents."

"HER: Impress me. ME: I own a record label- HER: Ooooooo ME: er. A record labelER. It makes labels for my Abba vinyls."

"What do you call a bunch of high Mexicans? Baked Beans"

"What did the German Footballer name his pet? Schweinsteiger."

"Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris."

"The best way to meet new women is outside a sex change clinic."

"Pretty sure Google has this master plan of taking over the world by blackmailing everyone with their search history."

"It's better to have hope in your soul.."

"Did you hear about the president that cheated on his wife with a piece of fruit? He was impeached"