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Joke of the Day
"There are 10 kinds of people in this world: those who understand binary, and those who don't."
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"9 out of every 3 people suffer from math illiteracy."
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"1) Go to Starbucks 2) Order coffee 3) Say your name is Waldo 4) Leave"
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