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Joke of the Day
"I use to have a soap addiction... But I'm clean now"
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"Feet are legends"
"Cokie's Shit Welcome to my shit"
"LPT: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you."
"Why were all the computers in the company frozen? Because they let IT go"
"Some people only gets called by their nicknames. Usually it sounds weird to even say their real name."
"[slowly rises from trashcan while 2 friends are making plans without me] i am also free that day."
"What tea do hockey players drink? Penaltea!"
"i love nature :) sittin in grass, soakin up sun, listenin to all those weird ringtones that come from those animals in the trees or whatever"
"Yesterday I clicked on 10 Things You Didn't Know About Denny's and number one was ""It used to be called Danny's."" get OUT of here"