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Joke of the Day

"I use to have a soap addiction... But I'm clean now"

"The Force Awakens could have been much shorter. All the First Order had to do to get rid of the Resistance was to use a superconductor."

"Every time student loan rates double, the price of solo cups should get cut in half."

"Funny how the more out-of-shape someone is, the more likely they are to refer to their favorite sports team as ""we."""

"What's the word that starts with 'n', ends with 'r', and you wouldn't ever want to call a black guy? Neighbor"

"So anyway, this guy calls a plumber... ""Hey, plumber, I gotta leak in my basement."" Plumber says, ""Go ahead fellow, it's your basement."""

"A suicide bomber walks into a bar But he doesn't blow up, because it's an Allahu snack bar."

"Studies show there is actually intelligent DNA in women. But unfortunately most of them spit it out."

"Your momma is so classless... she could be a Marxist utopia"

"How do the Chinese decide on their next porn star? They hold an erection..."