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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell if water is true or false? Bring it to a bool."
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"Whole Foods makes you feel like the million dollars it costs to shop there."
"ID is a funny abbreviation. The I stands for I and D strands for dentification. -Norm Macdonald"
"What does it take to have a Beatles reunion? 2 more bullets"
"Student: Teacher, can I ask you a question? Teacher: You just did."
"LPT: If you ever find yourself lost in the wild... ...simply misspell the SOS signal and some arsehole will show up within minutes to correct you."
"Everyone complains about the weather but no one ever wants to sacrifice a virgin about it."
"Tell my WiFi love her."
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black."
"My dad died of severe hemorrhaging, and my best friend was disabled by ischemia. Different strokes for different folks, I guess."