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Joke of the Day
"How do you tell if water is true or false? Bring it to a bool."
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"What kind of charge did the Couch place against the Recliner? Sectional assualt."
"Who would you save first? Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!"
"Someone just accused me of being schizophrenic. I'm beside myself!"
"I have a special place in my heart. For blood and vessels and stuff."
"What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke? (Mmmph!) Meek & Milds!!!! :0"
"spider-man, spidre-man,. does watever a spider can: has two legs., he can talk. wat kind of spider bit this guy"
"Where do Peek-a-boo patients go? The ICU."
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey."" The horse says, ""You read my mind, buddy."""
"Congrats on your new baby. I remember a night where you drank a fifth of Jim Beam and crapped yourself. Glad you're raising a child now."