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Joke of the Day
"What's a pirates favorite thing to knit? Scaaaaaarrves"
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"Why do cow wear bells? Why do cow wear bells .......???? Because their don't work :D :P"
"Why doesn't George R.R. Martin use a Twitter? Because he kills all 140 characters."
"We are never going to defeat the Decepticons, they are too good. I mean Bumblebee can't even talk! ~Pessimist Prime."
"Liver Doctor: You are in trouble, your liver is enlarged Patient: Does that mean I have more space for whisky now?"
"Jokes What did Barack Obama say to Michelle Obama when he proposed?"
"Barack Obama is having a race with Joe Biden around the white house. After finishing the race Obama says ""Whew, just under 10 minutes. Did I break the record?"" Biden replies ""No, Bush did 9:11."""
"What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader? 2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever"
"I'm not racist, but black people sure were nicer before the civil rights movement."
"Women who are short are called ""petite."" What are short men called? Friends."