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Joke of the Day

"I'm an A-Z expert on Olympics now thanks to Rio! From Athletics to zika!"

"I was fired from my job at the sperm bank for saying ""get a load of this guy"" every time someone walked in"

"To all of the dyslexic population of Reddit: **UNTIE**"

"Well, Norah on FB has decided to continue her thankfulness through December and I have decided to key her car after dinner"

"Don't hand out condoms to high school students. Take away their deodorant and toothbrush. That'll cut down teen pregnancy"

"Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first? So the sharks aren't hungry anymore."

"Why do porn stars always talk the same way as they would to a pet? Insert punch line below if needed"

"Susan broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine."

"Sometimes I like to repost my statuses that didn't get any ""Likes""... because they deserve a second chance too."

"What does religion and Ikea have in common? The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue"