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Joke of the Day
"Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first? So the sharks aren't hungry anymore."
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"Why are there so many dogs at the pound? Because no one wants them."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? TO MAKE A VERY BIG POO POO!!!"
"What's the best thing about a dead baby? The aftertaste."
"Bugs Bunny goes to the doctors and the doctor sees him on his phone and asks him, ""What are you doing on your phone?"" Bugs Bunny replies, ""Eh, Whatsapp Doc."""
"What's in Pandora's box? A fine case of herpes."
"Management tip - only hire bald guys. They don't have anything going on besides work."
"If someone sees you accidentally bite into plastic fruit, commit. don't show weakness. eat all of it"
"Where do Irish people go for breakfast? Drunkin Donuts"
"I'm feeling confident about my new business selling amphibious aircraft... It's going to be plane sailing!"