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Joke of the Day
"I think I could get behind Trump... 's wife."
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"I like most ancient cities... But I Constantinople."
"Xmas Russian Roulette: 1. Sit next to parents. 2. Type any letter into browser on your laptop. 3. Go to the website it auto completes to."
"When I order pizza online, in the ""Special Instructions for the Driver"" box, I put ""Tell me I'm a pretty princess"". And they do. And I am."
"I screamed a Brazilian times during that waxing."
"I feel bad for kids who see toys on the television but can't order it cause their parents have to be over 18 to call.."
"I have a step-stool because I never knew my real stool ^"
"My girlfriend broke up with me She thinks that I'm childish. So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and then ran away."
"What do you call a real old korean? Jurassic Park"
"What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun? Beets me."