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Joke of the Day

"I like most ancient cities... But I Constantinople."

"As a child I wanted to be a personal trainer but I ended up as a politician. At least I still convince absolute idiots that change is being made."

"a gaggle of geese, a murder of crows, a genocide of seagulls, a holocaust of toucans"

"Arrghh! I'm so bummed! I finally got laid off"

"Why can't you run in a campground? Because you ran: It's past tents. I'll show myself out."

"r/jokes would be a great fencer After all, it seems to be extremely good with reposts ((Works best spoken))"

"How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses."

"People who live in glass houses Should pull the blinds before removing their trousers."

"Did you hear about the theft at the babysitter convention? The police ended up searching every crooked nanny"

"Knock knock, who's there? ""Star wars episode IV a new"" ""Star wars episode IV a new who?"" ""Star wars episode IV a new whope"" So bad that it's good?"