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Joke of the Day

"When I order pizza online, in the ""Special Instructions for the Driver"" box, I put ""Tell me I'm a pretty princess"". And they do. And I am."

"A flyer says to another flyer: ""Yo, wanna hang out tonight?"" The other one replies: ""Brochure!"""

"It's a real Challenger When I was first introduced to the Kerbal Space Program, my spaceship kept blowing up. I looked at my friend and said ""Wow, this game is a real Challenger!"" I am a bad person."

"Did you hear about my time machine? I sold it next week"

"If storks bring white babies and crows bring black babies, then what brings no babies...... a couple of swallows !!"

"What's a bees favourite novel ? The Great Gats-bee !"

"""The actor who plays the villain in No Country For old Men was causing trouble in my bar last night."" ""Javier Bardem?"" ""No, but I will if he does it again."""

"I posted a question about the brightest star in the night sky, but all I got were joke replies. Should've added the [Sirius] tag."

"Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy."

"Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common? Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead."