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Joke of the Day

"What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday? I don't know, but I'm sure someone is gonna repost this"

"What kind of currency do astronauts use in space? Starbucks"

"How does Jared like to play his flute? In A minor."

"Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith."

"Jesus Christ fed 2,000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish but Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."

"Do you want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism"

"Gay bashing is terrible but gay dashing is just how we get from place to place."

"How long is the flight? A Polish man calls up an airline. ""How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?"" ""One minute..."" ""Thank you."" *click*"

"What happens to Captain America when he dies? He goes to the Evans"

"Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers? Because when they dance, they make it rain."