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Joke of the Day

"remember teens, u don't need to have premarital sex to be ""cool."" something as simple as smoking at church or shoplifting will do the trick"

"How did R. Kelly's girlfriend feel when she found out he's into watersports? She was pissed."

"Never seek the dead for guidance. They give really cryptic advice..."

"What do you call a nun lost in the woods? A Roamin Catholic."

"I'm scheduled for a vasectomy next Wednesday, but I am a little worried. I hear it can make a vas deferens in my sex life."

"Sex so good, you make bed angels with your arms and legs afterwards."

"What does a Pirate say on his Eightieth birthday? AYE MATEY!"

"What soft drink do pigs like best? Root beer."

"What do you call a Greek arsonist? A "

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ? Boris with more knock knock jokes !"