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Joke of the Day

"[lays down] Me: Feels so good to close my eyes. Brain: We should think about a fire evacuation plan."

"I sex you, but I'm not 'in sex' with you."

"Do you remember blowing Bubbles as a kid? Well he's back in town."

"ram diljale janakpur"

"What do you call post-modern Persians? PomIranians"

"My friend Stephen misheard me when I invited him to this CrossFit gym. He's going to have a hell of a time running in stilettos."

"whats the secret service of Australia called? M8"

"How do astronauts make a party? They planet."

"Sorry for shouting ""go go gadget personality"" while you were speaking. Please, continue."

"What did the booger say to the finger? Pick on someone your own size."