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Joke of the Day

"Girls on Facebook call it, ""The Walk of Shame."" Girls on Twitter call it, ""The Strut of Satisfaction"""

"Yo mama is so easy even a caveman could do her."

"Despite its name, Gatorade is pretty much fatal to alligators. I'm not allowed to volunteer at the zoo anymore."

" I don't do different things... It's just that I do things differently!"

"Anyone who says time flies, has obviously never been on a treadmill."

"thought being on acid at ikea would be scary but it was fine and i told people who walked the wrong way ""there are arrows here to guide you"""

"DONALD TRUMP DROPPED OUT!! April Fools :("

"What did the fisher say to the fishkin? Catch you later"

"What's the worst thing about a lung transplant? Coughing up someone else's phlegm"

"I was going to tell you a joke about hipsters. But you probably wouldn't understand."