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Joke of the Day
"Anyone who says time flies, has obviously never been on a treadmill."
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"I don't always go golfing, but when I do I bring two pairs of pants... ....in case I get a hole in one"
"I had sex with an escort once but it went horribly wrong. I burned my dick in the exhaust pipe."
"[grocery store] Me (chewing): why are these grapes expensive Cashier: We know ppl eat them before they pay Me (still chewing): well I never"
"If you're ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north."
"I go for chubby girls because they can't run away"
"Girl, are you a homeless horse? Because you look unstable."
"Kermit and Miss Piggy never married. He has Kermitment issues."
"Asian phone book Do you know why Asians have a phone book? Because there's so many Wing and so many Wong someone might Wing the Wong number"
"Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck."