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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about a lung transplant? Coughing up someone else's phlegm"
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"Give a dog a bone and he'll be like, ""Oh wow, I love these, thanks"" Teach a dog to bone and he'll be like, ""dude, I got this"""
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the graphics on the other side"
"The only thing worse than paying for internet access in a hotel is free wireless that doesn't work."
"What is Andreev-Reflection? When electrons are reflected assholes by a superconductor."
"The Most Disgusting Joke You'll Ever Hear A young boy was licking out an old lady when all of a sudden he tasted horse cum. He sat up and said ""oh...grandma, so that's how you died"""
"I thought I would be proud of sealing all the Christmas cards myself But the whole ordeal just left me with a bad taste in my mouth."
"Mike Pence getting booed at Hamilton is the worst thing to ever happen to a politician at a play"
"I was a bit upset that the condom I found in my wallet had expired but at the end of the day I'm just glad my wallet practices safe sex."
"You know how some people call their erect penis a 'hard on'? What do evil midgets call it? A *minion*"