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Joke of the Day

"What's a pirate's favourite letter? You may think it's arr, but they are truly in love with the sea!"

"angel: where'd all the zebras go? God: I put 'em in the desert angel: dude their camouflage was for the snow God: I know lol"

"Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving then he's lying."

"Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States? Because Missouri loves company"

"TIL there are a lot of #1 rules for being a prostitute"

"""I think I stepped in some upchuck"" What's up, Chuck? ""Not much, but my name's not Chuck"" *vomits*"

"True story I've met a research geologist whose work was groundbreaking."

"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."

"It's so hot I just saw two trees fighting over a dog."

"I've always stood up for black people... It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat"