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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Turkish President, Recep Erdogan, after the military coup? Erdogone"

"Why do Jews only read the Old Testament? Because they're too cheap to buy the new! *ba-dum-tss*"

"I took my wife to see the doctor today hoping to sort out her tourettes problem. It turns out she doesn't have it... I am a bastard and she really does want me to f**k off..."

"What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles? Diez nuts!"

"Why do prescription pills always say ""by mouth?"" Where else would people put th... Ooooooh."

"Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM."

"I walk around in public saying ""wait for me guys"" so everyone thinks I have friends."

"I think Chris Brown should be a storm trooper in the next Star Wars. Maybe he can actually hit somebody."

"Life is like a bowl of soup You only get blown if you're hot"

"You ever notice when your phone decides to call someone its someone you don't want to talk to.!"