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Joke of the Day

"Why do lesbians have belly buttons? To hold the tartar sauce."

"A Spanish woman couldn't find her way out of a corn maze and died. Isn't that a-maiz-ing? EDIT: To be specific, she starved to death in the corn maze. I screwed it up."

"Did you hear about the surgeon who slipped whilst performing a circumcision?........ ......................he got the sack!"

"If it looks like a rat and smells like a rat, odds are it's a vegan, black bean, veggie burger and my wife is cooking."

"Sorry I called you stupid. It was insensitive and heartless of me. I just assumed that you knew."

"HORROR STORY- U are the only one alive in a post apocalyptic world. U tweet and it gets retweeted!"

"There are two types of people in this world.. People who can stay on track and, oh how I love frosted flakes."

"So what DID the reddit admins said to the mods?"

"What does a cock and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets. Repost, forgot to proofread ""What's does a dick and a Rubiks Cube have in common?"" From /r/Jokes"

"When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?"