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Joke of the Day
"What is yellow and incapable of swimming? An excavator."
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"Someone should start an organization called People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals. They'd all be knows as a bunch of PUTAs"
"Thought of a '2 guys walk into a bar' joke A gay guy and Sam Adams walk into a bar. The gay guy drank some Sam Adams. But only Sam Adams had alcohol that night."
"If you can't afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don't know where you are!"
"My boss refused to give me a raise until I whipped him with my belt. It took some feirce negotiating, but he finally buckled."
"What did the cat... Say to the person? Nothing, because cats don't speak."
"On our honeymoon, more than anything, I wanted to join the Mile High Club... ...but my wife didn't give a flying fuck"
"My grandfather died peacefully and in his sleep but the kids on his bus were screaming."
"""My nose is going to grow now"" said Pinocchio, rending a paradoxical black hole in the fabric of space-time."
"How many first-time theater directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, what do you guys think?"