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Joke of the Day

"I like to lie down on the top of a hill, then tumble down to the bottom. That's just the way I roll."

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"Text: How come you stopped drinking? Me: Because I kept waking up with you. Her: I hate you."
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"What did the first stop light say to the second stop light? Don't look I'm changing"