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Joke of the Day

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman? Accounting for the toxins in the skin of an unwashed potato... about 457"

"What do you call a dead blow fish? .. A blew fish."

"I once entered ten puns in a comedy competition hoping one would win. But, no pun in ten did."

"Just saw the Lego Movie... ...it was very well *pieced* together! (Got this off Doug Benson's 'Doug Loves Movies' podcast)"

"If whores, witches, ghosts and hobo's show up on my doorstep, I can only assume it's Halloween because our family reunion was in July...."

"tomorrow I am going to find the tomb of Ben Franklin and whisper stories of old and lusty ladies into his ear, as he would have wished it"

"When you go toe to toe with a Vietnamese Mexican... You either nguyen or you luz."

"A Chinese man goes to the doctor because of failing eyesight. DR. ""Mr. wong it looks like you have a cataract."" Mr. Wong "" No no I drive Rincon."""

"Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep. "

"How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer to cry in the dark."