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Joke of the Day

"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows, the findings never replicate."

"What do you call a group of white people A group you racist"

"How many light bulbs does it take to change a man? Just one, if you put it in the right place."

"What does a promiscuous homosexual have in common with a popular homeless person? They both have a lot of bum buddies."

"I consider anything that doesn't fit in the dishwasher to be for one time use."

"Primaries are like childbirth. After a great deal pain, yelling, and recrimination, everyone forgets how awful it was until the next time."

"Does anyone actually know the secret to good click-bait titles?"

"Men are the best cooks... One sausage, two eggs, bit of milk and they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months"

"There was a blackout in my town last night It's okay I called the police."

"My daughter is playing ""you can't find me, Mommy""... I'm playing ""I'm not trying, Suckaaaa""."