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Joke of the Day

"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? No one knows, the findings never replicate."

"I often find myself singing in the shower, which can be extremely frightening. Is he a clone!? What is this place! SOMEBODY HELP ME."

"What's the best angle to approach any challenge? Try-Angle."

"Why did the farmer get nominated for an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. Why didn't the farmer make it to the award ceremony? Because he was out standing in his field."

"Sometimes i think my life sucks. Then i look at the lives of others. Then it hits me. My life does suck!!"

"The stock market plunge of 2008 was worse than a divorce... I lost half of everything, but I still have my wife!"

"I've always wanted to meet a Syrian ... That's why I'm travelling to Germany next year."

"A man tells his doctor, ""Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter! The doctor replies, ""Sorry, I don't follow you..."

"*throws caution to the wind* *wind blows it back in my face at 100 mph*"

"So Muhammad Ali died recently and... I made the huge mistake telling my Muslim friend."