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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mountain of puns? Mount Cleverest"
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"What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea? Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face."
"I asked a new zealander how many sexual partners he has had. He fell asleep counting."
"""Um excuse me, my eyes are up here. And here. And here, here, here, here, and here."" - spider with big tits"
"Guy Fieri sisters name is Girl Fieri"