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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to dispose of bodies? Put the ashes in the donuts."

"""Mommy, why is my backpack so heavy?"" Allahu Akbar, honey."

"I like taking my cats out for a drive to show them roadkill so they know what will happen if they ever leave me."

"Girl do you play basketball? Because I hear you can make Magic with my Johnson."

"I really hate being bipolar... ...it's great!"

"listening to Mambo No. 5. every time Lou Bega says a woman's name I fire my gun into the sky"

"So, if someone who works for the Postal Service did an AMA and answered every single question... ...does that mean OP delivered?"

"Whats the difference between a black guy and a snow tire? A snow tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it."

"What's green and empty? Orville's arsehole"

"""When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?"" Yes, son. Love is terrible. ""No Mom, I said LAVA."" Oh. You maybe can survive that one."