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Joke of the Day
"""Mommy, why is my backpack so heavy?"" Allahu Akbar, honey."
Next Joke
"Hey guys, I just lost my virginity yesterday! What's the worst thing you've ever done to a dead body?"
"My mom is the most hip and tech savvy person I know! She needs every possible search toolbar conceivable so the internet can keep up with her!"
"George Bush punches an inflatable flailing arm tube man at a car dealership. It swings back and knocks him unconcious"
"What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon? One hits the spot..."
"If they grew up in the same house and shared a pet, siblings have the same porn name and I think that's just SICK."
"Yesterday I saw an ad that said ""radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full"" I thought, ""I can't turn that down"""
"My boss let me have a day off work because my wife was having a baby The next day he asked me if it was a boy or a girl, I said i'd tell him in about 9 months"
"So buddy, how's life in North Korea? I can't complain."
"What did the gay Mexican dentist ask his boyfriend for? Oral, B."