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Joke of the Day

"Take a pistol 1. Take a pistol 2. Point it to your head 3. Pull the trigger WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND"

"A joke to keep with the fasting theme A homeless man approaches a rich Jewish American princess and beseeches her, ""I haven't eaten in three days!"" Her: ""Force yourself"""

"My wife is actually mad at me for being so excited to see her mother tonight.... The viewing is at 7pm."

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care."

"The inventor of the remote control died yesterday. As per his wishes, he'll be buried in between 2 couch cushions."

"Adolf Hitler wrote a book about his life with Ava Braun. He called it Mein Kunt."

"The first guy to clap was really weird ""I enjoyed this so I'm going to hit my hand with my other hand to show my appreciation"""

"I'm done making racist jokes.. Because racism is a crime and crimes are for black people."

"I tried to open a .SJW file but it said I lacked the ""Correct"" privileges."

"When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath what is still dirty? The bathtub."