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Joke of the Day
"I ran into my dad earlier... Shitty driving must run in the family..."
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"How would you tell if the Queen was stoned? Her Highness will tell you"
"Breakdown of time spent cleaning my office: 5% Cleaning 95% Studying long forgotten artifacts of my past"
"Please stop making 9/11 jokes ... they're very plane."
"Why would anyone ever think gay people tear apart the fabric of society? They love fabric."
"If revenge is a dish best served cold What do I do when my best friend serves me ice cream?"
"What did the cannibal get when he was late to dinner? The cold shoulder"
"2 lepers playing poker... 1 throws his hand in, the other laughs his head off."
"What do you call a Mexican burglar? Juanted"
"Joe Paterno was such a good coach... ...that after he died, he won another 112 games."