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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why do fish live in saltwater? A: Pepper makes them sneeze."

"My friend just just dumped a funeral director she was dating. She said he was a real stiff."

"Retired colonel talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandson's teacher: No but I've been fishing in shorts."

"My car starts to hydroplane. I let go & whisper, ""Do it. Become the plane you've always dreamed of. I love you."" *Soft kiss*"

"What's a Judge's favorite drink? Guil-tea!"

"What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common? Both say Please insert Bill."

"3 logicians walk into a bar the bartender says ""do you all want beer?"" the first logician says ""I'm not sure"" the second logician says ""I'm not sure"" the third logician says ""Jul 16"""

"A blind judge conducted a trial.. And even after no one managed to provide a substantial incriminating evidence he still condemned the defendant. he couldn't see the truth."

"I need to get baked ...goods for the staff party this afternoon."

"I used to be addicted to soap. I'm clean now."