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Joke of the Day
"Where do poor meatballs live? In the spaghetto."
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"My life. Best joke I know!"
"My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, ""I wanna watch."""
"Why do teenage girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
"What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI? It never ends."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Two Two Who? To Whom!"
"Whats the best way to castrate a priest? Kick the alter boy in the chin"
"Why should you never high five someone in the gallows... Because they always leave you hang'n"
"All the people that tried partying 'til the cows come home, are either stuck at home with a cow or dead from alcoholism."
"Pacquiao wanted the fight to take place in the Philippines, but Mayweather insisted on Las Vegas. I guess he likes his venues just like he likes his violence...Domestic."