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Joke of the Day

"I need plastic surgery to fix whatever it is about my face that gives people the impression I want to hear about their relationship problems"

"How do you f*ck a Greece woman? Get a job at the ECB"

"The problem with teaching a man to fish is that eventually somebody will microwave that fish in the work break room."

"Seeing how Iron Man and Batman are only really smart and super rich, I'm really disappointed with Bill Gates."

"What's long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine filled with cum."

"What did Santa Claus say when Mrs. Claus asked him for the weather? It's rain, dear!"

"I went the other day to buy some camo pants,but could not find any..."

"Study reveals 20% of men kiss wife goodbye when they leave the house. 80% of men kiss house goodbye when they leave their wife. Conclusion. Want to keep your house, start kissing your wife."

"What do a virgin and a used Prius owner have in common? Neither of them have had sex"

"Nerdy Joke. What are two females doing after a threesome? Load-balancing. Badum-tsss."