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Joke of the Day

"Study reveals 20% of men kiss wife goodbye when they leave the house. 80% of men kiss house goodbye when they leave their wife. Conclusion. Want to keep your house, start kissing your wife."

"Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel? Because he didn't like DC..."

"The longer you sleep the more sleep you need. The more you eat the bigger is your appetite."

"[God creating wombats] Just roll that balloon in fur and let's call it a day."

"What is it called when Anakin licks Padme's Butt? An outer-rim job"

"What do you call it when a girl throws a tantrum during her period? An ovary-action."

"What do you call a little Mexican? A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay."

"What do you call two midgets giving each other oral sex? 34.5ing"

"A Jewish boy asked his father... for fifty dollars for a pair of sneakers. His father replied ""Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"""

"What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery? ""Suture self!"""