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Joke of the Day
"What do a virgin and a used Prius owner have in common? Neither of them have had sex"
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"I love breasts! It's the best part of the birds."
"Thank God lent is over.... not using condoms was definitely getting nerve-wracking."
"A baby seal walks into a club. ...while two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bah-dum-tsssssss."
"Just write any numbers in the sudoku boxes. It doesn't matter. We're all gonna die."
"I don't watch wedding shows and get excited about getting married but I do watch Dateline and get excited about being murdered."
"What is the best Vitamin for friendship? B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency."
"I'm getting mighty fed up with these sheep-human hybrids! What is with ewe people!?"
"Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar? Because you need to be 21 to get in."
"I have an ungodly amount of Taco Bell hot sauce packets for being a grown woman who's nutritionally responsible for two children."