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Joke of the Day

"Why is Yoda afraid of 7? Because 9, 7 8."

"What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch? Namaste (better to say it aloud)"

"I started reading a book about anti-gravity... ...now I can't put it down."

"Boyfriend Joke To GF Today, I had to appear in court. My boyfriend gave me a chocolate to eat for comfort. The quote on the wrapper read ""Today, you are exactly where you should be."""

"I don't need stress management, I just need less stress to manage."

"Women are like modern art... They're hard to figure out, and we're not really sure if they even have a purpose."

"Ye olde insult battle Insult the person above you in ye olde english. Try to quote shakespeare if you have any quotes in your head. I'll start. Thou dissembler, thou! I fear thee not."

"I don't understand people with anchor tattoos that say, ""I refuse to sink."" It's a damn anchor! It's supposed to sink! What am I missing?"

"2 Chefs decide to make a Mexican themed dinner for their Anniversary... Chef 1 turns to Chef 2 and utters, ""you and I will make passionate shit together"""

"Why did the mangaka fire her assistant? She didn't like his tone."