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"My gay friend got fired from the sperm bank. They caught him drinking on the job."
"Our bank manager can't ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance."
"What do you call someone obsessed with Japanese food? a weeafood"
"It would be so much more ""festive"" if UPS and FEDEX guys dressed as Santa while delivering packages during the holiday season"
"My girlfriend has this weird fetish Where she dresses up like herself, and acts like a total bitch"
"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in three's? The sign says ""no trespassing."""
"What would I do?"
"A couple were having sex for the first time The girl starts to complain. Girl: Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar? Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall"
"Apparently my uncle sold his soul to the devil for a cure for baldness. Now there's going to be Hell Toupee."