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Joke of the Day

"It would be so much more ""festive"" if UPS and FEDEX guys dressed as Santa while delivering packages during the holiday season"

"What does a white girl with a lisp say? Yaaathh"

"Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle."

"I like my women like I like my flyers. Passed out"

"Q: Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach? A: Because they are judged by a jury of their piers."

"I'm at a hockey game and the players weren't really trying but then a guy 5 rows up yelled ""come on"" and then they tried harder."

"Donald Trump wants to become President This is not the first time he has tried to kick a black family out of their home. Credit : Snoop Dogg"

"What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common? The ones that are hot don't last as long"

"I want to congratulate every couple that has gotten to the stage in their relationship where they just stare at each other in disgust."

"So if multiple cactus is cacti... NSFW Would a cat (animal) be cat-i?"