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Joke of the Day

"A couple were having sex for the first time The girl starts to complain. Girl: Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar? Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall"

"Two men walk into a bar... *Thwack* *Thwack* Both are sent to the hospital for concussions"

"Lesbian relationships The other day a feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer."

"Little monster: Mom why can't we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking more eating please."

"What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East? Happi-ness"

"Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend? He was a boar."

"What is a wok? Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle."

"my favorite animals at the zoo are just the random birds walking around like they belong. Go home pigeon, this is fancy bird town"

"I used to be addicted to the ""Hokey Pokey"" song, I couldn't stop listening to it again and again and again... But I turned myself around."

"Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank? So you always have access to cold hard cash..."