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Joke of the Day

"An old couple were in church the other morning and the old lady said to the old man ""I've just broken wind silently, what will I do?"" He said, ""First thing is get new batteries for your hearing aid""."

"what happens if you drink 3.14 liters of water? you will Pi ss"

"If a genie ever gives me three wishes, goodbye Kardashians."

"I don't see why people dislike racial diversity I'm getting bored of watching the 100 meter dash."

"Jehova's witnesses don't celebrate halloween I guess they just don't appreciate random people coming up and knocking on their doors."

"Q: Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague? A: He was looking for a Czech mate."

"What's the difference between A circus and a brothel? One has a cunning array of stunts.."

"I couldn't see my dad anymore after his sex change. He's transparent."

"After months of trying to find a job... ...my mate has recently found work in making chess pieces. He starts next week on nights."

"I was arrested for having sex with a 15 year old girl... ...i thought she was a couple of years older than that, I suppose that makes two reasons why I'm a bad father."