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Joke of the Day

"How is Donald Trump like a pumpkin? They're both orange on the outside, hollow on the inside, and should have been thrown out in early November."

"What should you never give to a Jewish person as a present? A dustpan."

"What does it taste like to eat out an 85 year old woman? Depends"

"WHAT is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WAH TAHH!!!!"

"I believe in God and have a sense of humor about it. But when you insist that makes me an idiot, you sound as tolerant as Mel Gibson."

"My uncle the rabbi only tips 10% And a I mean always! He does that shit religiously!"

"I'll follow my girlfriend into the bathroom watch her close the toilet door, and then ask, ""What are you doing?"""

"Yo Mama is so fat She provides shelter to the people in Nepal"

"Relationships are a lot like algebra. You look at X and try to figure out Y."

"Why did Bill Nye crash his car? Because inertia is a property of matter."