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Joke of the Day
"Why did the dictator's plane crash? It was stallin'"
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"How many ______ does it take to _____ a ______ ? And go."
"What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler."
"What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer"
"What Do You Call A Jewish Dilemma? Free Ham"
"What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common? They have lots of children."
"Choose a job you love and you'll never work a day in your life, because you'll never get that job."
"Aspirin is a Placebo!!! That sense of relief you're feeling is all in your head."
"Kanye walks into a museum in Finland. ""Imma let you Finnish,"" he snickers. The entire tour laughs. They're all Kanye, too. And so are you."