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Joke of the Day
"Samsung is permanently stopping production of the Galaxy Note7. At least it went out with a bang."
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"Why was 5 afraid of 6? Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)..."
"Why cant a woman be the goalie for hockey? 3 periods 2 pads."
"Damn girl, are you a pig? Because your mother looks like a pig. Because you look damn hot bacon in the Sun. Because I want to stuff you like Thanksgiving dinner. . . . More suggestions appreciated"
"How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback."
"What do you call homosexual Israelites? Fruit Jews"
"If I ever start a team, I'm going to name it ""Each Other Off""...That way when we loose a game, the other players will have to tell people they ""beat each other off last night""!!!"
"A grasshopper walks into a bar The bartender says to the grasshopper ""You know, we have a drink named after you."" To which the grasshopper responds ""You have a drink named Pete?"""
"A bloke in a wheelchair stole my camouflage stuff I told him 'you can hide but you can't run'."
"A man asks the waiter: ""Why do you have your thumb on my steak?"" ""So I don't drop it again, Sir."""