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Joke of the Day
"Here's a bit of advice for you. Advi."
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"According to the stores .I should be in a Halloween costume, sitting under a Christmas tree eating turkey . I'm so confused."
"I don't know why we have three different pig emojis but it's great for when you need to tell someone a pig is slowly approaching: "
"Opened a can of Pillsbury rolls and was reminded of why I shouldn't wear skinny jeans."
"Threesomes I never understood the obsession with threesomes , if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I would have lunch with my parents."
"There's 3 ways to get something done: do it yourself, hire someone or forbid your kids to do it."
"My mom doesn't understand that powdered donuts are eaten over cd cases while in cars, and my friends love donuts, and that's why. (Not blow)"
"Teacher: What is the unit of energy? Students: Yes!"
"If Donald Trump was a communist, instead of saying ""Grab her by the pussy"" he would have said ""Seize the means of reproduction."""
"Oldest boy band in the world One erection"