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Joke of the Day

"Here's a bit of advice for you. Advi."

"Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam? Every time somebody yelled, ""GET DOWN!"" they'd get up and dance."

"if ur in a bad mood & somone says ""have a good day"" the best response is to yell ""HEY EVRYONE THIS DUDES HANDING OUT GOOD DAYS COME GET ONE"""

"I just want to be rich enough to donate enough money to have a wing at the mental hospital named after me"

"My body is a temple Only because it hates Palestine"

"*navigation voice* BEAR TO THE RIGHT *gets eaten by bear*"

"Teacher: Any questions *raises hand* T: NO DUMB ONES ""Can you see continent names from space"" T: FOR FU-..ugh...Not if it's cloudy bud"

"Parents always loved asking this joke. If a day old ant, takes a week to learn how to walk in a month's time, how many lemons are in a bag of pumpkins? A banana of this colour."

"My barber just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."

"*walks into Babies R Us* Hi I'd like to buy a baby. ""Sir we don't-"" *I slide him a 100 dollar bill* ""This way please."""