151349

Joke of the Day

"Just saw a billboard that said, ""Texting & Driving Is Dangerous!"" Hahaha... that's so lamOMG I JUST HIT A CIRCUS ELEPHANT!!!"

"I once saw Harry Potter fall down a hill Jk, he was Rowling"

"Two Lumberjacks were killed during a recent hurricane. The next day's headline read: ""Nature Shows Idiomatic Side; Kills Two Beards with One Storm""."

"PERIOD! how can you tell the Romanian woman was on her period? she was wearing one sock"

"just saw a political argument on twitter that ended with everyone deciding that they disagreed but respected each other's opinions lol jk"

"How do you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from a duck"

"I have seen this one on here before but nobody ever gets it right... A baby seal walks into a club - What a tragedy...."

"Daughter: You're invading my personal space Mom: You came out of my personal space"

"Just got a nosebleed. Thank God my head isn't pregnant!"

"What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke? You can't top a good pizza joke."