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Joke of the Day
"How do you get down from an elephant? You don't, you get down from a duck"
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"What is the lactose intolerant man's least favorite chore? Laun-dairy."
"What did the policeman say to the jumper? Pullover"
"I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache, And then suddenly she's not your friend anymore..."
"Jus made the jerk off motion at a baby because his mom is using coupons."
"My friend took me to a twilight fencing class. I couldn't really see the point."
"A long time ago, I learned the importance of just being myself. I think the world would be a better place if everyone would just be myself."
"A man collapses in a busy street. Someome from the crowd shouts ""Somebody call him an ambulance!"" Suddenly, another voice calls out ""You're an ambulance!"""
"If a girl says, ""I hate drama"" there is a 99% chance she is a huge drama queen."
"""My dad is a famous spy"" Yeah my dad sucks at his job too"