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Joke of the Day

"PERIOD! how can you tell the Romanian woman was on her period? she was wearing one sock"

"It's funny how all those ""best places in the world"" lists always forget to include the Internet."

"Why do mice have long tails ? Well they'd look silly with long hair !"

"The local pizzeria promised us the best delivery service But they didn't deliver."

"[trying to buy pants] Clerk: Sir you need pants to shop here."

"""There's Dave"" Regular Dave or Dave who thinks he's a hotdog and ""f"" is a vowel? [cut to Dave writing in a book titled ""Diary of an frank""]"

"Hit the popcorn button on my microwave but none has appeared yet? Life is bullshit."

"When I was young, my mom's sister used to bake me cakes with lots of icing and cream. She was a fond aunt."

"Life without bacon is meaning less... That's why we can kill the jews."

"How to trap a Bear. 1.) Dig a Hole. 2.) Put Peas around the Hole. 3.) Put ashes inside the Hole. 4.) When the Bear comes to take a Pea Kick him in the ash hole."