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Joke of the Day
"Never forget 9 November 9/11 was truly a horrible day for the USA."
Next Joke
"Daaaaamn girl! You're like a fire alarm! Really loud and annoying!"
"""Easter?"" HERE ""Thanksgiving?"" HERE ""Christmas?"" PRESENT"
"I've never had a beer explode in my car. I've never left a beer alone that long."
"What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood? You can't drink sand."
"Rape is not a laughing matter. Unless your raping a clown. (Probably been posted here a 1000 times but it still cracks me up)"
"Studies show that one in two and a half men are HIV Positive You can thank Charlie Sheen for that"
"Free admission to Disney On Ice!! Just push your knee against your eyes and you'll get to watch This Knee On Eyes."
"I don't know what I'm more afraid of: killing myself or never doing it. Clowns definitely scare me the most, though."
"What do you call an exaggeration of mens genitalia? A phallus-y!"