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Joke of the Day

"I don't know what I'm more afraid of: killing myself or never doing it. Clowns definitely scare me the most, though."

"Two messiahs walk into a bar and the bartender says ""There's no prophet in this!"""

"Hey girl, I'm an Aries... Wanna get rammed?"

"I got a text from an unknown number that said ""Game on."" It's either a wrong number, or someone wants to wear my skin like a suit."

"What do you call a gay paraplegic? Rolaids."

"Our father who art in heaven what does that mean like painting or something"

"I found my stolen briefcase pretty quickly... You could say it was a brief case."

"Well, it's getting to that time of year when my wife gets drunk and gives her annual blow job. I hope it's me this year!"

"Why are black men taller than white men? Because their knee grows."

"Knock knock Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there? We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions."