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Joke of the Day

"The world has become so politically correct these days... ...that you can't say black paint anymore... You have to say ""Tyrone, please paint my fence."""

"Celebrities are just like everyone else, they shouldn't be allowed to speak about politics unless they're saying something I agree with."

"What does a feminist use as a contraceptive? Her personality"

"The Three Hole Punch either sounds like an awesome karate move or an awful bedroom experience."

"A joke the owner of the pizzeria I work at told me while listening to Beethoven. Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? Because it wouldn't stop saying ""Bach, Bach, Bach."""

"A Cleveland Browns fan passed away In his will, he wrote that he wanted 6 players from the team to serve as his pallbearers, so that they could let him down one last time."

"No children were harmed in making this status. Ignored perhaps, but certainly not harmed..."

"I feel more comfortable in your arms than anywhere else ~Conversations I have with my couch"

"Why do some Italian Christmas cakes cause so much trouble? Because you have to open pandoro's box to eat them."

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger then it hit me"